firstly, i wanna say that the following story is by an idiot called Thaniel. (dont wanna sat his full name), i'm just helping him edit it into a nice piece of work.
A long long time ago, there was this reindeer called Red. it has a pink nose. and this can be counted as a biography of it's sad and horrible life being a reindeer in human world.
here it goes....
at the beginning of Red's life, it was a male cheerleader. it saw ppl being thrown in the air, and it seem so fun. so he went and joined a cheer leading squad. One day, Red asked it's fellow cheerleaders to try to throw him in the air and cradle him when he falls. it was fun being able to be thrown in the air, but it wasnt fun falling down on his horns. *yikes*. it ended up that his fellow cheerleaders didnt dare to catch him due to his horns. so he quit cheer leading and decided to join a hip hop class.
in his hip hop class, his teacher teached him to dance the Sorry Sorry dance moves. but after a week, he got tired of it, bcoz he kept repeating the dance moves. so he turned to learn break dance.
when he was break dancing on the dance floor, it was hard due to his horns again. he couldnt use his head to spin on the ground and his hands were too short and they were not strong enough to endure his weight. soo it ended up as a disaster. so he quit breakdancing.
next, he went and played basketball.
one thing with playing basketball is that u needed to know how to bounce a ball, and Red couldnt due to his paws. he couldnt even hold a ball. and when he was trying to play with the other kids, he hurt a lot of ppl due to his horns again. he used his head to charge forward, so due to that, his horns knocked all the ppl in front of him down.
so he couldnt do that sport. he decided to go bowling.
he didnt succeed in bowling either. you know why??? bcoz he didnt have fingers! he didnt have 3 fingers to hold the ball! *laughs* he wanted to use his horn to roll the ball down the aisle but he ended ruining the floor board.
so he quit again. but he didnt give up.
next he tried baseball. you dint even need to think to know that he failed in it in the end.
well, he was still trying to learn how to hold the bat when the player throwed the ball to him, and he wasnt fast enough to hit it, so the ball hit his head.
he quit. Again.
so he never tried any sports after those terrible experiences.
he ended up staying home playing computer games.
again, due to his paws, he couldnt press the keys on the keyboard and he broke his mouse by hitting it too hard.
so he went to watch tv. when he on the tv, in was on a Indian channel, he couldnt understand a word of Tamil, so Red tried to change the channel but couldnt due to his lack of fingers again. *sigh*
he didnt give up on life yet. he went to work. as a waiter.
the restaurant he worked at needed to use roller skaters to roll around. (idea from the movie The Cinderella Story). he couldnt roller skate on four legs, so he ended up crashing all around the restaurant. he didnt quit this time, he was fired!
at last... he gave up on life.
he decided to commit suicide by jumping from a building.
but... he didnt manage to kill himself. u know why???
bcoz when he fell from the building, he landed on his horns! his horns prevented him from dying. he only managed to scratch his horn. poor thing.
finally, he decided to do something and he promised himself that he wont give up.
he decided to become one of Santa's reindeers!
so he started his journey to the north pole.
but.... he ended up at the south pole. *lol*
so he decided to freeze himself to death.'but before he could do that.
a boy named Thaniel found Red and took him home.
and Thaniel kept singing. Red the pink nose reindeer, is a stupid dumb ass, and if u never saw it, u would even think it's cute
Thaniel treated him as a dog. and one day, Thaniel lost Red.
in the end... this is really the end.
Red ended up in animal jail.
the animal jail is the ZOO~
The End
so... did u like the story???
i was literally ROTFL.... hahahaha
so... did u like the story???
i was literally ROTFL.... hahahaha
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